Floating Boy, LLC

shoot me in the ass

21 December 2004

Reach in your pocket for a handgun Lower it at my bootyhole Pull the trigger on me Hit me with a gunshot Shoot me in the ass Shoot me in the ass Shoot me in the ass Shoot me in the ass Pump me full of holes in my bootyhole Fill me full of lead in my ass crack Take my life away from this earth Blow my ass away from this world Shoot me in the ass Shoot me in the ass Shoot me in the ass Shoot me in the ass Introduce me to my grave Deprive me of my everlasting life Blow me off the face of this earth Leave me lying on the street corner dead Shoot me in the ass Shoot me in the ass Shoot me in the ass Shoot me in the ass Rock over London Rock on Chicago Budweiser, it’s the king of beers

mood: portly

music: ugly casanova

2023

• smoking jekylls

2018

• the new @therealsleepydemon
• You’ve got to follow your balloon
• GT Taco Bell last day All your fire sauce are belong to me
• Foo foos
• S/T
• Outer rangers
• Busy day
• Natural alpine environment
• In the steep, outer range, one horse town
• Angry James
• Day 1, max speed 45mph
• RIP in peace. The last unicorn 17” MBP 7 years is too soon I feel sick ?
• Pedro the Lion
• I smacked the shit out of it and reseated a loose ribbon cable, back in action! ??
• Punta Cana
• Mosh pit
• Padawan

2017

• Le bourdon terrestre
• The plan: Take car, go to @varietyplayhouse, kill @markdannells, grab @angelbales, have a nice cold pint and wait for all this to blow over. Yeeah boi!
• 20 years
• I broke the coffee pot ?
• Snow days ?
• She was as excited as I was to wake up early and go to a parade ?
• Mr. Lewis
• A taste of Hattiesburg in ATL
• 1/2 fvg^zi
• Cirque du Soleil continues to be awesome. Only half way thru and Luzia is my new favorite.
• struttin’
• The Melvins
• Looking through my pictures from last weekend. Where will you be when the acid kicks in @gleebass ?
• ??
• instagram
• Elton John did play here, Gene
• "I heard Elton John played here" -Gene Ween
• untangled the lanyard collection, getting hyped for the #yachtrockrevival
• Eclipse@GT
• My drive to work made just a little better @occasionalsuperstar
• Come to @grindhouseburgers, meet @evereman ?
• Weeeeeeeeeeeee
• ?
• Can you stand it?
• The cook reaps his reward
• You know how we do ?
• Pura Vida
• instagram
• ?
• Dadadadadadadadada. I win ?
• She ordered the local veg plate

2016

• Wait for it... #Repost @thrashermag???The @DimeMTL video is LIVE. Direct link in our profile ?
• Coach howls
• His Royal Badness
• Purple Rain @yachtrockrevue
• Happy Easter!! ??
• Colorado Brewery Tour 2016
• bunny hop ?
• Mid-mountain break
• Crazy Mountain full flight
• The Producers
• instagram

2015

• instagram
• Moderately safe levels of supernatural activity
• Bern the Jewels #Repost @killermike with @repostapp.???I appreciate Sen. Bernie Sanders for Coming in #TheSWAGShop on Edgewood ave and talking with me for an hr about the course this country is taking. Thank U Sen. Sanders! #SpecialThanksToMattAndNoniesToo #ThankUSenSandersStaff #ThankUSWAG Shop Staff. Thank All who #FeelTheBurn #APoliticalRevoltionIsComing #HeThrowUp #RTJ #CoolOldMan #RespectHim
• The Sword
• It's about time! #fiberiscoming #kirkwood
• I remember Halloween.
• Happy Halloween! #garbagepailkids
• Sailing around Barbados ?
• the Bajan beer
• smile on mighty jesus
• Yes please
• #Repost @oliverbarton with @repostapp.???Fairytale heelflip swagger #RayssaLeal filmed by @willnyc
• shady bits
• Had a blast working on this project, also I just figured out how to #repost @heybeautifuljerk ???@mileycyrus be looking #crazyAF in this #VMA promo right hurr, using that #google #deepdream. So many #puppies! ? #kiewt #mileyvma #smilers #mileythemovement #mtv #heybeautifuljerk www.mtvvma.net (Big ups to computer wizard @thewrenchpilot for hooking us the fuck up!) #miley #mileycyrus
• never seen like a shadow in the dark #straightoutta #jacktown
• skateboarders suck #tbt #1995
• where ideas can hang out and do whatever
• Carrollton, you're welcome.
• soft toys and a pbr. Sounds amazing @wpvalentine @bradhwalker
• Death Grips
• Woke up turned the drum machine on, used my instincts to make a dope song
• recursion #deepdream
• Lettus Bee by @bendpress @therubbishrubbish #wrenchpilot #MelBlend #BendPress
• wise old crone
• plates & crates with the lobster.
• Those yacht boyz
• hold it down
• 30332
• Apparently the Rolling Stones roll deep ????????????????????
• Dish Dive
• The Rentals
• plates & crates
• Saturday in the park.
• not ghosts yet
• sup
• Low ridin'
• smooth sailin
• crawdaddies
• kintsugi
• oysters continued....
• shuckin'
• die fokken antwoord. wat pomp julle?
• Taxes done. Glock, glock.
• Unicorns do exist...
• face off
• Speed Kills
• fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
• My first electric. Man Is the Bastard...are you?

2014

• The original. Geysir.
• Gullfoss
• #HappyReykjavik
• cheers
• Ægishjálmur the helm of awe, the Icelandic magic symbol for power to terrify and subdue enemies.
• Brooklyn
• Indianapolis Jones
• "I ran outta bubble rap!" - LG
• 24 hour revenge therapy 20th anniversary
• Thriller
• Don't stop believing.
• Amaluna
• The salt and pepper had its own presentation. Hints of lavender.
• new axe
• Monkey Wrench
• wtf have you done?
• Couldn't decide what tshirt to wear...
• Atlanta Beltline Lantern Parade
• album credits
• Repeat until death
• Mixed up
• whew
• They said I was crazy, but I made it happen. Hell or high strawberry watermelon.
• Strategic grill locations
• @savewras @yachtrockrevue #savewras #yrr
• #savewras
• Indianapolis Jones
• Yip Deceiver
• In the garage.
• Wrench Pilot 91 of 150
• Dan Deacon
• instagram
• instagram
• I had to put monkey boy on the list... @yachtrockrevue
• 10 Years @georgiatech
• The Wrench Pilot rides again.
• Sunshine
• Peachtree Center's escalator makes me dizzy everytime.
• Taxes done.
• 10 Years @georgiatech
• ????over Atlanta.
• Coach's fav dog park.
• Skyview Lounge.
• Helicopter ride
• Horseback riding at Serenbe.
• Roky Ericson.
• Valenpoop
• Can't gopher that @yachtrockrevue
• TEN$ION
• Sun dog.

2013

• Footloose
• It's right behind me isn't it?
• Call me Al.
• treat?
• apparently ms smira and I did not get along in high school.
• A shout out to ms. mcintyre
• It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.
• New paint
• This is as far as I got on my costume.
• doing homework
• Adirondacks
• Gus & Coach
• Coach McGuirk #pugsofinstagram
• I've been trying to post this for two weeks. It keeps crashing Instagram. I present Ron Jeremy Rum. Long and smooth.
• My mother is a fish.
• we meet again
• Back in Wetlanta
• 36,000 feet
• new turntable
• old tré
• didn't even hurt
• Good Times.
• One for the road @yachtrockrevue
• Bobby Kimball @yachtrockrevue
• Bill Champlin @yachtrockrevue
• Jeff Carlisi #chicago
• Jeff Carlisi
• Hugh Saxman
• Holy schnikes, these are amazing! #NickMelvin #DouxSouth
• Dragon's Milk
• Who can it be now?
• so long, thanks for all the headaches.
• good riddance.
• I was framed. Wakka wakka wakka.
• 1993 cont.
• 1993 cont.
• 1993 cont.
• 1993
• chemistry @alexanderblakeschwarzenbach
• lunch
• grillin'
• Raspberry Pi installation.
• Leaving PDX
• "Employees lose respect for a company that fails to provide decent facilities for their comfort." -ScotTissue Towels
• Frank told me the world would end in 28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes and 12 seconds.
• My new friend Brian. He followed me around the store until I gave him my number so he could text me.
• Hi 5
• Crossing Burnside in the rain.
• Pedro the Lion. Living room show. Atlanta, GA.
• Jealous?
• Gearys?
• Are you cool?
• In Bloom
• New counter chairs.
• Electric Avenue
• Texas is the Reason
• The only good reason to have cable are the music channels.
• Please Rock.
• Dog days.
• Chilling a N'ice Chouffe.
• New art.
• It's good to be the king.
• Green room with a view @yachtrockrevue
• Smells like peanuts, Black Wheat IPA
• Monks Mead
• Welcome to Kirkwood.
• found old usm badge while cleaning my office.
• placeholder
• set list #forgetters
• forgetters
• ~~~
• Twain's

2012

• holiday-lights
• Happy 82nd Birthday!
• Bored. 5 app photo.
• yaw
• Travel ready. #yrr #yrrschooner
• #yrr
• The Nick is where you lose teeth.
• #movember
• Hey, Coach.
• 772
• Waiting for ice coffee....ironically we're not allowed in with Coach
• What time is it?
• setlist
• positano
• colosseum
• xmas tree
• E.T. Phone home #bellyofthebeast #vatican #didnothappen #mythology #NOPICSTHEJAPANESEWILLBEUPSETTHEYPWNTHECOPYRIGHTS
• Inside the belly of the beast #vatican
• Straight Edge
• The best spot.
• dwarf invasion
• @tapcon
• Mistakes were made in my favor. #strut
• Arduino demo @tapcon
• Opa!
• park life
• bullseye.
• This should be...interesting... #Hipstamatic #JohnS #W40
• On set. Day 6. I came, I saw, I Googled, and I left early ... 9pm :o Set lights trigger my migraines. I'll leave the extra'ing to the pros. You're all crazy!!
• On set. Day 6. I wonder if Bing will ever make a movie...
• On set. Day 5.
• Day 4 on set. Loading...please wait.
• Morningside Nature Preserve
• Ladies
• On set. Day 3. Indoors!
• On set. Day 3. Indoors!
• MF'n movie check
• Shuffle
• Cool as a cucumber in a glass of gin.
• That's a wrap.
• Am I having fun yet?
• On set, day 2. Waiting ...
• PeePee-O's
• On set.
• All these people marveling at evolution. Monkey boy.
• Feel it.
• Still going. Breaking all the rules.
• Imported.
• I can't tell you where I am, it's a secret.
• Mountain Lion fail.
• S/T
• S/T
• About to enter the Matrix.
• Rag-o-Rama
• Peachtree Road Race 2012
• Room temp
• The AC just died...
• Beautiful day at the Georgia Tech Campanile.
• Testing instagram to Wordpress plugin.
• 1982
• the way it was meant to be, on a shitty cassette tape.
• The guy you gotta watch out for is Spazz…
• Pic doesn't do justice. Swiss chard, brie, and bacon quiche. Belle Glos rose. Holy shit!
• Dog days
• Legs
• Which one is mine?
• Root canal /w a bloody Mary.
• BBQ boneless short-rib, field pea succotash w/ Mark West Pinot Noir. Angel is too good to me.
• Shawn's guide to vices.
• My phone has a camera. This is a beer.
• Smooth at 45 revolutions per minute
• Peter Stroud & Monkey Boy
• Dave, ?mark and the Atlanta skyline.
• Dave & Monkey
• Coach's one trick.
• Old Town
• Rare Portland
• Toilet Arcade
• How to be black.
• Sick.
• Cross Country
• Langoliers
• When doves cry.
• Next generation.
• In case of emergency…
• Bacon wrapped quail with turnips and a saffron risotto
• 009-power-of-love
• a giant nuclear explosion in the sky
• here's to making big decisions
• remember these, kids?
• John Lewis
• have you seen him?
• belt line tour spray ground
• cooling down
• winn park
• here's to making mistakes
• abul abaz
• 10
• boardwalk, why you hurt so good?
• Jeremy Stacey
• Coach

2011

• Cleaning up

2010

• Ghost of Love - David Lynch

2009

• drink ‘till we’re gone
• Jon Stewart Interviews Austan Goolsbee
• Growing Old Is Getting Old
• New Years 2008, Washington, DC

2008

• Vigil for murdered musician
• Testing out PixelPipe
• Done with modern medicine
• The Craig Robinson Screensaver
• George Carlin has died
• iPhone 3G is finally official!
• Living Bacteria-Run Computer Solves Math Puzzle
• Tony Hawk Interviews Blind Teenage Skateboarder! AMAZING!
• San Jose, Peurta 3
• Notice of Creative Hard Disc Drive MP3 Player Class Action and Proposed Settlement
• Soldier Sues Army, Saying His Atheism Led to Threats
• Kids In The Hall (Car Fuckers!)
• Richard Dawkins Writes Letter to Darwin Critic
• How the hell are ya?

2007

• wtf
• I did it their way.

2006

• Blue
• my camera broke, but i persevered
• Pancake Mountain
• Will you marry me?
• my ears are on a strict diet
• God Dies
• Whistler 2005

2005

• 12/14/1997
• bababababababababy carrots
• Tickets, tangibles, chips and stars
• Flying Spaghetti Monsterism
• The Aristocrats
• birthday pony
• ambitions are not dreams
• major rip-off
• everything i find, i keep
• portions for foxes
• distractions
• where the buffalo roam
• a hescher's joyride
• jesus of the summer of '69
• music moves me
• hi, my name is frankie hill...
• hanging a hammock
• Neighborhood #3 (Power Out)
• dysfunction
• far from the madding crowd
• poisson d'avril
• hank 3
• spring break broke
• the dishes are done, man
• mardi gras 2005
• Frisch, Fromm, Fröhlich, Frei
• jesus is magic!
• Lucero & Avail
• salad days
• some things never change
• hindsight
• halloween 2004
• ...if we tied monofilament to its lipstick...
• the right whale
• SOLD OUT!
• A wasteland called "Haleyville"
• sexy billionaire
• uninterested

2004

• shoot me in the ass
• pantera motherfuckers
• welcome back kotter
• #16 with a bullet
• delicious tension
• in vino veritas
• We Await Silent Tristero's Empire
• karoshi
• Jeff Goldblum is watching you poop!
• he's a lady
• exit: stage center
• the mind thinks you are dying
• vamos a jugar por la playa
• it just keeps getting better
• you've got to follow your balloon...
• Stiny! Get me a danish!
• richie rich site summary
• Gmail for the OGs
• i love death
• pumpernickel
• death comes ripping
• to the rescue
• arrrrrrrrrrrgh
• thanks, dick
• new flaming electric
• practice what you preach
• in the wrong business...?
• on the road again
• Today is Grey Tuesday
• outta my way, jerk ass!
• An opportunity for independent music
• a dirty, filthy titty
• be like the squirrel, girl
• snow day for church
• kiss the goat
• salad days
• auld ang sine

2003

• merry fucking xmas
• couple of things
• i have no legs
• light captured, digitized
• gin martini's & Paula Poundstone
• if airports had assholes...
• johnny, kick a hole in the sky...
• may the best man win
• manifest density
• clever blog title
• Zed's dead, baby...Zed's dead.
• ronnie dobbs has a posse
• shameless plug
• persistence is futile
• hell is car keys...
• California will be the death of us...
• the longest yard
• I did it my way