Jeff Goldblum is watching you poop!
Actually he watched me pee. I went to the bathroom today to do the afformentioned and this was posted on the door of the toilet stall.
I guessing this is a desparate attempt at “Phenomenology” similar to the “Obey” sticker campaign (Andre the Giant has a posse). At any rate, I did feel mildly uncomfortable having Jeff Goldblum watch the back of my ass whilst I pissed.
| mood: pee free | music: quasi |
2023
2018
- the new @therealsleepydemon
- You’ve got to follow your balloon
- GT Taco Bell last day All your fire sauce are belong to me
- Foo foos
- S/T
- Outer rangers
- Busy day
- Natural alpine environment
- In the steep, outer range, one horse town
- Angry James
- Day 1, max speed 45mph
- RIP in peace. The last unicorn 17” MBP 7 years is too soon I feel sick ?
- Pedro the Lion
- I smacked the shit out of it and reseated a loose ribbon cable, back in action! ??
- Punta Cana
- Mosh pit
- Padawan
2017
- Le bourdon terrestre
- The plan: Take car, go to @varietyplayhouse, kill @markdannells, grab @angelbales, have a nice cold pint and wait for all this to blow over. Yeeah boi!
- 20 years
- I broke the coffee pot ?
- Snow days ?
- She was as excited as I was to wake up early and go to a parade ?
- Mr. Lewis
- A taste of Hattiesburg in ATL
- 1/2 fvg^zi
- Cirque du Soleil continues to be awesome. Only half way thru and Luzia is my new favorite.
- struttin’
- The Melvins
- Looking through my pictures from last weekend. Where will you be when the acid kicks in @gleebass ?
- ??
- Elton John did play here, Gene
- "I heard Elton John played here" -Gene Ween
- untangled the lanyard collection, getting hyped for the #yachtrockrevival
- Eclipse@GT
- My drive to work made just a little better @occasionalsuperstar
- Come to @grindhouseburgers, meet @evereman ?
- Weeeeeeeeeeeee
- ?
- Can you stand it?
- The cook reaps his reward
- You know how we do ?
- Pura Vida
- ?
- Dadadadadadadadada. I win ?
- She ordered the local veg plate
2016
- Wait for it... #Repost @thrashermag???The @DimeMTL video is LIVE. Direct link in our profile ?
- Coach howls
- His Royal Badness
- Purple Rain @yachtrockrevue
- Happy Easter!! ??
- Colorado Brewery Tour 2016
- bunny hop ?
- Mid-mountain break
- Crazy Mountain full flight
- The Producers
2015
- Moderately safe levels of supernatural activity
- Bern the Jewels #Repost @killermike with @repostapp.???I appreciate Sen. Bernie Sanders for Coming in #TheSWAGShop on Edgewood ave and talking with me for an hr about the course this country is taking. Thank U Sen. Sanders! #SpecialThanksToMattAndNoniesToo #ThankUSenSandersStaff #ThankUSWAG Shop Staff. Thank All who #FeelTheBurn #APoliticalRevoltionIsComing #HeThrowUp #RTJ #CoolOldMan #RespectHim
- The Sword
- It's about time! #fiberiscoming #kirkwood
- I remember Halloween.
- Happy Halloween! #garbagepailkids
- Sailing around Barbados ?
- the Bajan beer
- smile on mighty jesus
- Yes please
- #Repost @oliverbarton with @repostapp.???Fairytale heelflip swagger #RayssaLeal filmed by @willnyc
- shady bits
- Had a blast working on this project, also I just figured out how to #repost @heybeautifuljerk ???@mileycyrus be looking #crazyAF in this #VMA promo right hurr, using that #google #deepdream. So many #puppies! ? #kiewt #mileyvma #smilers #mileythemovement #mtv #heybeautifuljerk www.mtvvma.net (Big ups to computer wizard @thewrenchpilot for hooking us the fuck up!) #miley #mileycyrus
- never seen like a shadow in the dark #straightoutta #jacktown
- skateboarders suck #tbt #1995
- where ideas can hang out and do whatever
- Carrollton, you're welcome.
- soft toys and a pbr. Sounds amazing @wpvalentine @bradhwalker
- Death Grips
- Woke up turned the drum machine on, used my instincts to make a dope song
- recursion #deepdream
- Lettus Bee by @bendpress @therubbishrubbish #wrenchpilot #MelBlend #BendPress
- wise old crone
- plates & crates with the lobster.
- Those yacht boyz
- hold it down
- 30332
- Apparently the Rolling Stones roll deep ????????????????????
- Dish Dive
- The Rentals
- plates & crates
- Saturday in the park.
- not ghosts yet
- sup
- Low ridin'
- smooth sailin
- crawdaddies
- kintsugi
- oysters continued....
- shuckin'
- die fokken antwoord. wat pomp julle?
- Taxes done. Glock, glock.
- Unicorns do exist...
- face off
- Speed Kills
- fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
- My first electric. Man Is the Bastard...are you?
2014
- The original. Geysir.
- Gullfoss
- #HappyReykjavik
- cheers
- Ægishjálmur the helm of awe, the Icelandic magic symbol for power to terrify and subdue enemies.
- Brooklyn
- Indianapolis Jones
- "I ran outta bubble rap!" - LG
- 24 hour revenge therapy 20th anniversary
- Thriller
- Don't stop believing.
- Amaluna
- The salt and pepper had its own presentation. Hints of lavender.
- new axe
- Monkey Wrench
- wtf have you done?
- Couldn't decide what tshirt to wear...
- Atlanta Beltline Lantern Parade
- album credits
- Repeat until death
- Mixed up
- whew
- They said I was crazy, but I made it happen. Hell or high strawberry watermelon.
- Strategic grill locations
- @savewras @yachtrockrevue #savewras #yrr
- #savewras
- Indianapolis Jones
- Yip Deceiver
- In the garage.
- Wrench Pilot 91 of 150
- Dan Deacon
- I had to put monkey boy on the list... @yachtrockrevue
- 10 Years @georgiatech
- The Wrench Pilot rides again.
- Sunshine
- Peachtree Center's escalator makes me dizzy everytime.
- Taxes done.
- 10 Years @georgiatech
- ????over Atlanta.
- Coach's fav dog park.
- Skyview Lounge.
- Helicopter ride
- Horseback riding at Serenbe.
- Roky Ericson.
- Valenpoop
- Can't gopher that @yachtrockrevue
- TEN$ION
- Sun dog.
2013
- Footloose
- It's right behind me isn't it?
- Call me Al.
- treat?
- apparently ms smira and I did not get along in high school.
- A shout out to ms. mcintyre
- It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.
- New paint
- This is as far as I got on my costume.
- doing homework
- Adirondacks
- Gus & Coach
- Coach McGuirk #pugsofinstagram
- I've been trying to post this for two weeks. It keeps crashing Instagram. I present Ron Jeremy Rum. Long and smooth.
- My mother is a fish.
- we meet again
- Back in Wetlanta
- 36,000 feet
- new turntable
- old tré
- didn't even hurt
- Good Times.
- One for the road @yachtrockrevue
- Bobby Kimball @yachtrockrevue
- Bill Champlin @yachtrockrevue
- Jeff Carlisi #chicago
- Jeff Carlisi
- Hugh Saxman
- Holy schnikes, these are amazing! #NickMelvin #DouxSouth
- Dragon's Milk
- Who can it be now?
- so long, thanks for all the headaches.
- good riddance.
- I was framed. Wakka wakka wakka.
- 1993 cont.
- 1993 cont.
- 1993 cont.
- 1993
- chemistry @alexanderblakeschwarzenbach
- lunch
- grillin'
- Raspberry Pi installation.
- Leaving PDX
- "Employees lose respect for a company that fails to provide decent facilities for their comfort." -ScotTissue Towels
- Frank told me the world would end in 28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes and 12 seconds.
- My new friend Brian. He followed me around the store until I gave him my number so he could text me.
- Hi 5
- Crossing Burnside in the rain.
- Pedro the Lion. Living room show. Atlanta, GA.
- Jealous?
- Gearys?
- Are you cool?
- In Bloom
- New counter chairs.
- Electric Avenue
- Texas is the Reason
- The only good reason to have cable are the music channels.
- Please Rock.
- Dog days.
- Chilling a N'ice Chouffe.
- New art.
- It's good to be the king.
- Green room with a view @yachtrockrevue
- Smells like peanuts, Black Wheat IPA
- Monks Mead
- Welcome to Kirkwood.
- found old usm badge while cleaning my office.
- placeholder
- set list #forgetters
- forgetters
- ~~~
- Twain's
2012
- holiday-lights
- Happy 82nd Birthday!
- Bored. 5 app photo.
- yaw
- Travel ready. #yrr #yrrschooner
- #yrr
- The Nick is where you lose teeth.
- #movember
- Hey, Coach.
- 772
- Waiting for ice coffee....ironically we're not allowed in with Coach
- What time is it?
- setlist
- positano
- colosseum
- xmas tree
- E.T. Phone home #bellyofthebeast #vatican #didnothappen #mythology #NOPICSTHEJAPANESEWILLBEUPSETTHEYPWNTHECOPYRIGHTS
- Inside the belly of the beast #vatican
- Straight Edge
- The best spot.
- dwarf invasion
- @tapcon
- Mistakes were made in my favor. #strut
- Arduino demo @tapcon
- Opa!
- park life
- bullseye.
- This should be...interesting... #Hipstamatic #JohnS #W40
- On set. Day 6. I came, I saw, I Googled, and I left early ... 9pm :o Set lights trigger my migraines. I'll leave the extra'ing to the pros. You're all crazy!!
- On set. Day 6. I wonder if Bing will ever make a movie...
- On set. Day 5.
- Day 4 on set. Loading...please wait.
- Morningside Nature Preserve
- Ladies
- On set. Day 3. Indoors!
- On set. Day 3. Indoors!
- MF'n movie check
- Shuffle
- Cool as a cucumber in a glass of gin.
- That's a wrap.
- Am I having fun yet?
- On set, day 2. Waiting ...
- PeePee-O's
- On set.
- All these people marveling at evolution. Monkey boy.
- Feel it.
- Still going. Breaking all the rules.
- Imported.
- I can't tell you where I am, it's a secret.
- Mountain Lion fail.
- S/T
- S/T
- About to enter the Matrix.
- Rag-o-Rama
- Peachtree Road Race 2012
- Room temp
- The AC just died...
- Beautiful day at the Georgia Tech Campanile.
- Testing instagram to Wordpress plugin.
- 1982
- the way it was meant to be, on a shitty cassette tape.
- The guy you gotta watch out for is Spazz…
- Pic doesn't do justice. Swiss chard, brie, and bacon quiche. Belle Glos rose. Holy shit!
- Dog days
- Legs
- Which one is mine?
- Root canal /w a bloody Mary.
- BBQ boneless short-rib, field pea succotash w/ Mark West Pinot Noir. Angel is too good to me.
- Shawn's guide to vices.
- My phone has a camera. This is a beer.
- Smooth at 45 revolutions per minute
- Peter Stroud & Monkey Boy
- Dave, ?mark and the Atlanta skyline.
- Dave & Monkey
- Coach's one trick.
- Old Town
- Rare Portland
- Toilet Arcade
- How to be black.
- Sick.
- Cross Country
- Langoliers
- When doves cry.
- Next generation.
- In case of emergency…
- Bacon wrapped quail with turnips and a saffron risotto
- 009-power-of-love
- a giant nuclear explosion in the sky
- here's to making big decisions
- remember these, kids?
- John Lewis
- have you seen him?
- belt line tour spray ground
- cooling down
- winn park
- here's to making mistakes
- abul abaz
- 10
- boardwalk, why you hurt so good?
- Jeremy Stacey
- Coach
2011
2010
2009
- drink ‘till we’re gone
- Jon Stewart Interviews Austan Goolsbee
- Growing Old Is Getting Old
- New Years 2008, Washington, DC
2008
- Vigil for murdered musician
- Testing out PixelPipe
- Done with modern medicine
- The Craig Robinson Screensaver
- George Carlin has died
- iPhone 3G is finally official!
- Living Bacteria-Run Computer Solves Math Puzzle
- Tony Hawk Interviews Blind Teenage Skateboarder! AMAZING!
- San Jose, Peurta 3
- Notice of Creative Hard Disc Drive MP3 Player Class Action and Proposed Settlement
- Soldier Sues Army, Saying His Atheism Led to Threats
- Kids In The Hall (Car Fuckers!)
- Richard Dawkins Writes Letter to Darwin Critic
- How the hell are ya?
2007
2006
- Blue
- my camera broke, but i persevered
- Pancake Mountain
- Will you marry me?
- my ears are on a strict diet
- God Dies
- Whistler 2005
2005
- 12/14/1997
- bababababababababy carrots
- Tickets, tangibles, chips and stars
- Flying Spaghetti Monsterism
- The Aristocrats
- birthday pony
- ambitions are not dreams
- major rip-off
- everything i find, i keep
- portions for foxes
- distractions
- where the buffalo roam
- a hescher's joyride
- jesus of the summer of '69
- music moves me
- hi, my name is frankie hill...
- hanging a hammock
- Neighborhood #3 (Power Out)
- dysfunction
- far from the madding crowd
- poisson d'avril
- hank 3
- spring break broke
- the dishes are done, man
- mardi gras 2005
- Frisch, Fromm, Fröhlich, Frei
- jesus is magic!
- Lucero & Avail
- salad days
- some things never change
- hindsight
- halloween 2004
- ...if we tied monofilament to its lipstick...
- the right whale
- SOLD OUT!
- A wasteland called "Haleyville"
- sexy billionaire
- uninterested
2004
- shoot me in the ass
- pantera motherfuckers
- welcome back kotter
- #16 with a bullet
- delicious tension
- in vino veritas
- We Await Silent Tristero's Empire
- karoshi
- Jeff Goldblum is watching you poop!
- he's a lady
- exit: stage center
- the mind thinks you are dying
- vamos a jugar por la playa
- it just keeps getting better
- you've got to follow your balloon...
- Stiny! Get me a danish!
- richie rich site summary
- Gmail for the OGs
- i love death
- pumpernickel
- death comes ripping
- to the rescue
- arrrrrrrrrrrgh
- thanks, dick
- new flaming electric
- practice what you preach
- in the wrong business...?
- on the road again
- Today is Grey Tuesday
- outta my way, jerk ass!
- An opportunity for independent music
- a dirty, filthy titty
- be like the squirrel, girl
- snow day for church
- kiss the goat
- salad days
- auld ang sine
2003
- merry fucking xmas
- couple of things
- i have no legs
- light captured, digitized
- gin martini's & Paula Poundstone
- if airports had assholes...
- johnny, kick a hole in the sky...
- may the best man win
- manifest density
- clever blog title
- Zed's dead, baby...Zed's dead.
- ronnie dobbs has a posse
- shameless plug
- persistence is futile
- hell is car keys...
- California will be the death of us...
- the longest yard
- I did it my way