Floating Boy, LLC

i have no legs

08 December 2003

i have no legs, i have no legs, i have no legs, i have no legs, i have no legs, i have no legs, i have no legs, i have no legs, i have no legs, i have no legs.

mood: stuck

music: silence is goldie

2023

• smoking jekylls

2018

• the new @therealsleepydemon
• You’ve got to follow your balloon
• GT Taco Bell last day All your fire sauce are belong to me
• Foo foos
• S/T
• Outer rangers
• Busy day
• Natural alpine environment
• In the steep, outer range, one horse town
• Angry James
• Day 1, max speed 45mph
• RIP in peace. The last unicorn 17” MBP 7 years is too soon I feel sick ?
• Pedro the Lion
• I smacked the shit out of it and reseated a loose ribbon cable, back in action! ??
• Punta Cana
• Mosh pit
• Padawan

2017

• Le bourdon terrestre
• The plan: Take car, go to @varietyplayhouse, kill @markdannells, grab @angelbales, have a nice cold pint and wait for all this to blow over. Yeeah boi!
• 20 years
• I broke the coffee pot ?
• Snow days ?
• She was as excited as I was to wake up early and go to a parade ?
• Mr. Lewis
• A taste of Hattiesburg in ATL
• 1/2 fvg^zi
• Cirque du Soleil continues to be awesome. Only half way thru and Luzia is my new favorite.
• struttin’
• The Melvins
• Looking through my pictures from last weekend. Where will you be when the acid kicks in @gleebass ?
• ??
• instagram
• Elton John did play here, Gene
• "I heard Elton John played here" -Gene Ween
• untangled the lanyard collection, getting hyped for the #yachtrockrevival
• Eclipse@GT
• My drive to work made just a little better @occasionalsuperstar
• Come to @grindhouseburgers, meet @evereman ?
• Weeeeeeeeeeeee
• ?
• Can you stand it?
• The cook reaps his reward
• You know how we do ?
• Pura Vida
• instagram
• ?
• Dadadadadadadadada. I win ?
• She ordered the local veg plate

2016

• Wait for it... #Repost @thrashermag???The @DimeMTL video is LIVE. Direct link in our profile ?
• Coach howls
• His Royal Badness
• Purple Rain @yachtrockrevue
• Happy Easter!! ??
• Colorado Brewery Tour 2016
• bunny hop ?
• Mid-mountain break
• Crazy Mountain full flight
• The Producers
• instagram

2015

• instagram
• Moderately safe levels of supernatural activity
• Bern the Jewels #Repost @killermike with @repostapp.???I appreciate Sen. Bernie Sanders for Coming in #TheSWAGShop on Edgewood ave and talking with me for an hr about the course this country is taking. Thank U Sen. Sanders! #SpecialThanksToMattAndNoniesToo #ThankUSenSandersStaff #ThankUSWAG Shop Staff. Thank All who #FeelTheBurn #APoliticalRevoltionIsComing #HeThrowUp #RTJ #CoolOldMan #RespectHim
• The Sword
• It's about time! #fiberiscoming #kirkwood
• I remember Halloween.
• Happy Halloween! #garbagepailkids
• Sailing around Barbados ?
• the Bajan beer
• smile on mighty jesus
• Yes please
• #Repost @oliverbarton with @repostapp.???Fairytale heelflip swagger #RayssaLeal filmed by @willnyc
• shady bits
• Had a blast working on this project, also I just figured out how to #repost @heybeautifuljerk ???@mileycyrus be looking #crazyAF in this #VMA promo right hurr, using that #google #deepdream. So many #puppies! ? #kiewt #mileyvma #smilers #mileythemovement #mtv #heybeautifuljerk www.mtvvma.net (Big ups to computer wizard @thewrenchpilot for hooking us the fuck up!) #miley #mileycyrus
• never seen like a shadow in the dark #straightoutta #jacktown
• skateboarders suck #tbt #1995
• where ideas can hang out and do whatever
• Carrollton, you're welcome.
• soft toys and a pbr. Sounds amazing @wpvalentine @bradhwalker
• Death Grips
• Woke up turned the drum machine on, used my instincts to make a dope song
• recursion #deepdream
• Lettus Bee by @bendpress @therubbishrubbish #wrenchpilot #MelBlend #BendPress
• wise old crone
• plates & crates with the lobster.
• Those yacht boyz
• hold it down
• 30332
• Apparently the Rolling Stones roll deep ????????????????????
• Dish Dive
• The Rentals
• plates & crates
• Saturday in the park.
• not ghosts yet
• sup
• Low ridin'
• smooth sailin
• crawdaddies
• kintsugi
• oysters continued....
• shuckin'
• die fokken antwoord. wat pomp julle?
• Taxes done. Glock, glock.
• Unicorns do exist...
• face off
• Speed Kills
• fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
• My first electric. Man Is the Bastard...are you?

2014

• The original. Geysir.
• Gullfoss
• #HappyReykjavik
• cheers
• Ægishjálmur the helm of awe, the Icelandic magic symbol for power to terrify and subdue enemies.
• Brooklyn
• Indianapolis Jones
• "I ran outta bubble rap!" - LG
• 24 hour revenge therapy 20th anniversary
• Thriller
• Don't stop believing.
• Amaluna
• The salt and pepper had its own presentation. Hints of lavender.
• new axe
• Monkey Wrench
• wtf have you done?
• Couldn't decide what tshirt to wear...
• Atlanta Beltline Lantern Parade
• album credits
• Repeat until death
• Mixed up
• whew
• They said I was crazy, but I made it happen. Hell or high strawberry watermelon.
• Strategic grill locations
• @savewras @yachtrockrevue #savewras #yrr
• #savewras
• Indianapolis Jones
• Yip Deceiver
• In the garage.
• Wrench Pilot 91 of 150
• Dan Deacon
• instagram
• instagram
• I had to put monkey boy on the list... @yachtrockrevue
• 10 Years @georgiatech
• The Wrench Pilot rides again.
• Sunshine
• Peachtree Center's escalator makes me dizzy everytime.
• Taxes done.
• 10 Years @georgiatech
• ????over Atlanta.
• Coach's fav dog park.
• Skyview Lounge.
• Helicopter ride
• Horseback riding at Serenbe.
• Roky Ericson.
• Valenpoop
• Can't gopher that @yachtrockrevue
• TEN$ION
• Sun dog.

2013

• Footloose
• It's right behind me isn't it?
• Call me Al.
• treat?
• apparently ms smira and I did not get along in high school.
• A shout out to ms. mcintyre
• It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.
• New paint
• This is as far as I got on my costume.
• doing homework
• Adirondacks
• Gus & Coach
• Coach McGuirk #pugsofinstagram
• I've been trying to post this for two weeks. It keeps crashing Instagram. I present Ron Jeremy Rum. Long and smooth.
• My mother is a fish.
• we meet again
• Back in Wetlanta
• 36,000 feet
• new turntable
• old tré
• didn't even hurt
• Good Times.
• One for the road @yachtrockrevue
• Bobby Kimball @yachtrockrevue
• Bill Champlin @yachtrockrevue
• Jeff Carlisi #chicago
• Jeff Carlisi
• Hugh Saxman
• Holy schnikes, these are amazing! #NickMelvin #DouxSouth
• Dragon's Milk
• Who can it be now?
• so long, thanks for all the headaches.
• good riddance.
• I was framed. Wakka wakka wakka.
• 1993 cont.
• 1993 cont.
• 1993 cont.
• 1993
• chemistry @alexanderblakeschwarzenbach
• lunch
• grillin'
• Raspberry Pi installation.
• Leaving PDX
• "Employees lose respect for a company that fails to provide decent facilities for their comfort." -ScotTissue Towels
• Frank told me the world would end in 28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes and 12 seconds.
• My new friend Brian. He followed me around the store until I gave him my number so he could text me.
• Hi 5
• Crossing Burnside in the rain.
• Pedro the Lion. Living room show. Atlanta, GA.
• Jealous?
• Gearys?
• Are you cool?
• In Bloom
• New counter chairs.
• Electric Avenue
• Texas is the Reason
• The only good reason to have cable are the music channels.
• Please Rock.
• Dog days.
• Chilling a N'ice Chouffe.
• New art.
• It's good to be the king.
• Green room with a view @yachtrockrevue
• Smells like peanuts, Black Wheat IPA
• Monks Mead
• Welcome to Kirkwood.
• found old usm badge while cleaning my office.
• placeholder
• set list #forgetters
• forgetters
• ~~~
• Twain's

2012

• holiday-lights
• Happy 82nd Birthday!
• Bored. 5 app photo.
• yaw
• Travel ready. #yrr #yrrschooner
• #yrr
• The Nick is where you lose teeth.
• #movember
• Hey, Coach.
• 772
• Waiting for ice coffee....ironically we're not allowed in with Coach
• What time is it?
• setlist
• positano
• colosseum
• xmas tree
• E.T. Phone home #bellyofthebeast #vatican #didnothappen #mythology #NOPICSTHEJAPANESEWILLBEUPSETTHEYPWNTHECOPYRIGHTS
• Inside the belly of the beast #vatican
• Straight Edge
• The best spot.
• dwarf invasion
• @tapcon
• Mistakes were made in my favor. #strut
• Arduino demo @tapcon
• Opa!
• park life
• bullseye.
• This should be...interesting... #Hipstamatic #JohnS #W40
• On set. Day 6. I came, I saw, I Googled, and I left early ... 9pm :o Set lights trigger my migraines. I'll leave the extra'ing to the pros. You're all crazy!!
• On set. Day 6. I wonder if Bing will ever make a movie...
• On set. Day 5.
• Day 4 on set. Loading...please wait.
• Morningside Nature Preserve
• Ladies
• On set. Day 3. Indoors!
• On set. Day 3. Indoors!
• MF'n movie check
• Shuffle
• Cool as a cucumber in a glass of gin.
• That's a wrap.
• Am I having fun yet?
• On set, day 2. Waiting ...
• PeePee-O's
• On set.
• All these people marveling at evolution. Monkey boy.
• Feel it.
• Still going. Breaking all the rules.
• Imported.
• I can't tell you where I am, it's a secret.
• Mountain Lion fail.
• S/T
• S/T
• About to enter the Matrix.
• Rag-o-Rama
• Peachtree Road Race 2012
• Room temp
• The AC just died...
• Beautiful day at the Georgia Tech Campanile.
• Testing instagram to Wordpress plugin.
• 1982
• the way it was meant to be, on a shitty cassette tape.
• The guy you gotta watch out for is Spazz…
• Pic doesn't do justice. Swiss chard, brie, and bacon quiche. Belle Glos rose. Holy shit!
• Dog days
• Legs
• Which one is mine?
• Root canal /w a bloody Mary.
• BBQ boneless short-rib, field pea succotash w/ Mark West Pinot Noir. Angel is too good to me.
• Shawn's guide to vices.
• My phone has a camera. This is a beer.
• Smooth at 45 revolutions per minute
• Peter Stroud & Monkey Boy
• Dave, ?mark and the Atlanta skyline.
• Dave & Monkey
• Coach's one trick.
• Old Town
• Rare Portland
• Toilet Arcade
• How to be black.
• Sick.
• Cross Country
• Langoliers
• When doves cry.
• Next generation.
• In case of emergency…
• Bacon wrapped quail with turnips and a saffron risotto
• 009-power-of-love
• a giant nuclear explosion in the sky
• here's to making big decisions
• remember these, kids?
• John Lewis
• have you seen him?
• belt line tour spray ground
• cooling down
• winn park
• here's to making mistakes
• abul abaz
• 10
• boardwalk, why you hurt so good?
• Jeremy Stacey
• Coach

2011

• Cleaning up

2010

• Ghost of Love - David Lynch

2009

• drink ‘till we’re gone
• Jon Stewart Interviews Austan Goolsbee
• Growing Old Is Getting Old
• New Years 2008, Washington, DC

2008

• Vigil for murdered musician
• Testing out PixelPipe
• Done with modern medicine
• The Craig Robinson Screensaver
• George Carlin has died
• iPhone 3G is finally official!
• Living Bacteria-Run Computer Solves Math Puzzle
• Tony Hawk Interviews Blind Teenage Skateboarder! AMAZING!
• San Jose, Peurta 3
• Notice of Creative Hard Disc Drive MP3 Player Class Action and Proposed Settlement
• Soldier Sues Army, Saying His Atheism Led to Threats
• Kids In The Hall (Car Fuckers!)
• Richard Dawkins Writes Letter to Darwin Critic
• How the hell are ya?

2007

• wtf
• I did it their way.

2006

• Blue
• my camera broke, but i persevered
• Pancake Mountain
• Will you marry me?
• my ears are on a strict diet
• God Dies
• Whistler 2005

2005

• 12/14/1997
• bababababababababy carrots
• Tickets, tangibles, chips and stars
• Flying Spaghetti Monsterism
• The Aristocrats
• birthday pony
• ambitions are not dreams
• major rip-off
• everything i find, i keep
• portions for foxes
• distractions
• where the buffalo roam
• a hescher's joyride
• jesus of the summer of '69
• music moves me
• hi, my name is frankie hill...
• hanging a hammock
• Neighborhood #3 (Power Out)
• dysfunction
• far from the madding crowd
• poisson d'avril
• hank 3
• spring break broke
• the dishes are done, man
• mardi gras 2005
• Frisch, Fromm, Fröhlich, Frei
• jesus is magic!
• Lucero & Avail
• salad days
• some things never change
• hindsight
• halloween 2004
• ...if we tied monofilament to its lipstick...
• the right whale
• SOLD OUT!
• A wasteland called "Haleyville"
• sexy billionaire
• uninterested

2004

• shoot me in the ass
• pantera motherfuckers
• welcome back kotter
• #16 with a bullet
• delicious tension
• in vino veritas
• We Await Silent Tristero's Empire
• karoshi
• Jeff Goldblum is watching you poop!
• he's a lady
• exit: stage center
• the mind thinks you are dying
• vamos a jugar por la playa
• it just keeps getting better
• you've got to follow your balloon...
• Stiny! Get me a danish!
• richie rich site summary
• Gmail for the OGs
• i love death
• pumpernickel
• death comes ripping
• to the rescue
• arrrrrrrrrrrgh
• thanks, dick
• new flaming electric
• practice what you preach
• in the wrong business...?
• on the road again
• Today is Grey Tuesday
• outta my way, jerk ass!
• An opportunity for independent music
• a dirty, filthy titty
• be like the squirrel, girl
• snow day for church
• kiss the goat
• salad days
• auld ang sine

2003

• merry fucking xmas
• couple of things
• i have no legs
• light captured, digitized
• gin martini's & Paula Poundstone
• if airports had assholes...
• johnny, kick a hole in the sky...
• may the best man win
• manifest density
• clever blog title
• Zed's dead, baby...Zed's dead.
• ronnie dobbs has a posse
• shameless plug
• persistence is futile
• hell is car keys...
• California will be the death of us...
• the longest yard
• I did it my way