Floating Boy

  Mood:  when will it end?  Music:  carn’t tell ya   Quoted from Wikipedia: Flying Spaghetti Monsterism is a satirical parody religion created to protest the decision by the Kansas State Board of Education to allow intelligent design to be taught in science classes alongside evolution. The "religion" has become an Internet phenomenon that has garnered many [...]

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  Mood:  i hate my shoes  Music:  smashing pumpkins I haven’t seen The Aristocrats yet, I plan to rent (*cough* download *cough*). This version of the joke makes me laugh the hardest. It proves that it’s not the joke that’s that funny, it’s the delivery.

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  Mood:  short timing  Music:  neutral milk hotelThis is a birthday pony This is a strange kind of rest Because i feel like a guest when I’m right here at home I’m not right here at home I opened up these accounts All these separate accounts Because I can’t comprehend the single ride to the end I [...]

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  Mood:  dreaming  Music:  godspeed you black emperor!i park next to this pillar everyday at work. i turn the phrase over and over in my head.

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  Mood:  one foot in the grave  Music:  decemberistsI think this falls into the "what-the-fuck-where-you-thinking dept". Of the two images below, the left represents Minor Threat’s 1981 album, on the right an "advertising" campaign launched by Nike Skateboarding for their East Coast Tour. The fact that this is a rip-off of Minor Threat’s album cover really doesn’t [...]

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  Mood:  minding ones business  Music:  the evensyestarday started like any other day. I woke up…late, rushed to work, and wandered aimlessly towards the end of the day. i had no idea that i would end my day shaking hands with Ian Mackaye. it’s hard to put to words. this person’s music kept me sane. check the [...]

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